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Lake City Blues
Posted by: Submit_News on Saturday, June 21, 2003 - 12:28 PM
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City I must admit, I am ashamed even being born in seattle. The city is souless, corrupt, gray, dull, rains too much, too many stuck up fags and overall just bad.

I'm 16years old and i live in the Lake City section of the city which is probably the most lackluster neighborhood of them all, but that goes for all of seattle. This place really sucks and anyone considering moving here dont! I myself am going back to N.Y.C. with my mother as soon as are lease is up in the summer. So how can a native like me say so much horrible things about seattle? Easy,be here for almost 17years and see how you like it.

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From the minute i drove into town
Posted by: rabbitrunning on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 12:57 PM
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City I hated this place from the minute i drove into town. I can't believe the roads! Hey, let's try and fit a bunch of slow driving space cadets into two lanes! Where the hell is that 9% sales tax going anyway, not the roads or teachers!

When i first got here i thought, "Wow, everybody is so nice!" until i realized that they are just a bunch of fake ass, passive aggressive idiots without an real opinions of their own. I never thought i'd be able to use the phrase "uptight, closed-minded liberal".

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Seattle owes me 2 years, with interest.
Posted by: superman46220 on Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 02:00 PM
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City I moved to Seattle in October 1998 and lived there for 2 years.

Sure, sure, there were a few good things like the hiking and kayaking, but unless you were doing them on one of the rare cloudless days in Seattle, you might as well be in the Midwest because you won’t be able to see the views Seattle has 20 days out of the year.

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Down with Seattle Already!!
Posted by: Submit_News on Saturday, June 14, 2003 - 12:07 PM
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City I am so sick of Seattle being shoved down my throat! I don't even live there (thank you God!), but have to travel there frequently because of my job. No matter where you look (at least in the North West), Seattle is being touted as America's brightest shining star...ugh!

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Is Seattle just one big Trailer Park?
Posted by: Lynnie on Monday, June 09, 2003 - 05:46 PM
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City The first thing that I noticed when I moved out to this Sucky city 6 years ago from Chicago was how most of the city looks like a Big Trailer Park and dirty.

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YES... I Have Found The Secret! Gather 'Round
Posted by: Submit_News on Friday, June 06, 2003 - 01:01 PM
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Theories I think I have it ladies and gentlemen, the secret to why Seattle sucks. Throughout the many theories that have surfaced, there seems to be a common thread. The people..., and here is why.

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YES... I Have Found The Secret! Gather 'Round
Posted by: Submit_News on Friday, June 06, 2003 - 01:01 PM
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Theories I think I have it ladies and gentlemen, the secret to why Seattle sucks. Throughout the many theories that have surfaced, there seems to be a common thread. The people..., and here is why.

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Seattle Sux for Sure
Posted by: Submit_News on Wednesday, June 04, 2003 - 07:33 AM
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City How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.

I have been in Seattle for too long and it SUX! About a week after I moved here from Denver, I wanted to go back. I want to go back still and if this shit E. Bush Economy ever picks up I will. Why do I hate thee so much? Here are a few ways:

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The People and the Culture they breed
Posted by: Submit_News on Sunday, June 01, 2003 - 02:20 AM
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Theories The people make or break a city...not the weather, although in the case of seattle it is both. A huge number of people who live here haven't ever lived anywhere else. Their whole extended family is still here. that contributes to the extremely provincial attitude of the place.... the boring "navel contemplation" of the 11 O'clock news... God the news it disgusting... sordid tabloid stories mainly about the locals, or maybe as far afield as Tacoma... boring!

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This place is crap!
Posted by: PatheticWhiner on Sunday, May 25, 2003 - 02:29 AM
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City I've lived in four cities in the last five years and this place is the worst of all of them. I keep moving and moving hoping to find a place I like and all I find is more crap to complain about, this place being the biggest heap I have found yet.

Every time I get on I-5 it is full of cars. Every time I see a Starbucks it has a corporate logo on it. Every time I go to a club it is filled with people I don't know and they don't like me. Every time I go outside the weather is typical Seattle weather. Every person I try to talk to stiffens up like I have some sort of bad attitude. Every time I get off the bus the driver says "good evening". What is wrong with this place? It's like a small town, except all these people live here.

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get my ass back to SF
Posted by: Submit_News on Wednesday, May 21, 2003 - 08:19 AM
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City Moved here year and 1/2 ago from SF, and this place is the worst place I've ever lived, well maybe it's a step up from Chicago - but at least people were a little livelier there. (comparing to Boston, NYC, SF, and even perhaps DETROIT)

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NEED HELP!!!
Posted by: DayDay on Thursday, May 15, 2003 - 10:49 AM
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City A friend of mine sent me a link to this website, and I had to join at once! I have only been to the Seattle area five times, but I can already relate to some of these postings. Truly funny stuff.

Okay...seriously...I need some advice. I live in Brooklyn, New York...Bedford-Stuyvesant, to be exact. I love Bed-Stuy...a large coffee costs 50 cents at the corner bodega, and Starbucks would be burned to the ground if they even TRIED to set up shop in these parts. Despite the national reputation this neighborhood has as America's largest ghetto, it is a close-knit, cohesive, working-class neighborhood. But this website is not about Brooklyn (a REAL city)...

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It's not Seattle that's at fault
Posted by: Submit_News on Friday, April 25, 2003 - 03:51 AM
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City Seattle's a small city, which used to be very eclectic and beautiful. The bland new buildings and chain stores are a blight that's affecting the whole world, not just Seattle.

The growth is via the affluence of engineers who have no social skills and want to be, more than anything else, safe all the time. They're a bunch of whiney spoiled brats who don't know what people want and don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

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Personals
Posted by: Rainadoll on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 - 03:54 AM
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All Topics Hi,

This is not an "article," just a proposal. I suggest that Seattle Shmeng start it's own comical version of online personals, wherein those of us frustrated and trapped here may make connections that could help us escape together!

Just a thought.....

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University of Washington - For the Dogs!
Posted by: Submit_News on Sunday, April 13, 2003 - 03:08 AM
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City Yes, the great University of Washington- lone citadel of the learned in the great northern land!!!

Hello, many of you may recognize me as one of the post-o-philes here who attempt to direct all dissatisfied Seattelites back to California for a reference to the way things should be.

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