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How to find out that Seattle SUCKS.
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These are the things that I have gathered to find out How Seattle Sucks. You be the Judge:
1. Try ordering an Americano in any Starbucks when you are in a hurry. ( it will Literally take all day).
2. Try driving Speed limit and you will find yourself STUCK 10 miles less than the limit due to the SLOW driving of the rest. (Most of them brake incessantly every 20 seconds for NO REASON).
3. The drivers here put on their Signals and CUT you off and gives you the LOOK because they think it's their RIGHT to change lanes after 2 seconds of SIGNALING.
4. NO i mean NO EYE CONTACT if passing people. the ONLY EYE CONTACT involved with them is if you say "HI" they will give you a blank stare and walk on. REALLY EERIE.
5. EVERY ONE i mean EVERYONE even in the BAR does not involve conversations and casual chat that will last more than 30 seconds.
6. The people get very PASSIVE - AGRESSIVE in every workplace, grocery stores and even RESTAURANTS.
7. EVERY ONE I mean EVERYONE is nosy as hell in this town.
8. Gray day after gray day after gray day next thing you know it's been a year and STILL GRAY.
9. Men are more feminine than most women here.
NOTE to Blueberry. THIS refer to people traits not a mention of the physical beauty of Seattle.
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Re: How to find out that Seattle SUCKS.
by evil_jackass on Jul 06, 2007 - 07:38 PM
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Only thing to say to this is: amen. That's how these people are and what contributes to this place's suckitude.
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Re: How to find out that Seattle SUCKS.
by m_h_978 on Jul 10, 2007 - 07:58 PM
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Yeah this is pretty much the land of the slow and stupid. I think they grow these people on trees or in feilds some where out here.
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